*Gets into truck*
Hubsters: How was baby sitting love?
Me: Kinda hectic…it was a no pants and panties day for her
Hubsters: I can tell it was hectic….come here *licks thumb*
Me: *turns( huh? *Hubsters thumb hits my cheek and he continues to rub*
Me: Did you just….LICK your finger and clean my face?!?!?
Me: Wanna wipe my butt after I make a poo too?