Coming Home

*Walks up the stairs to apartment*
*Key in door, tried to open it only to find it locked by that stupid slide chain lock*
Me : AAAALLLIIII!!!!!!!!
Ali: Sorry honey, I’ll get it
Me: What the heck?! You know I am coming home and you still put that damn thing on?! WHY?
Ali: I don’t want to get raped…
Me: WHO THE HECK WOULD COME UP HERE TO RAPE YOU?!?!
Ali: You *childish laughter, geeky smile and runs away* while saying RUN AWAY!!!!

Yup….that’s what I married….

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