Bust or Butts?

So, I have started going back to the gym with my best friend, trying to prep myself into shape before moving overseas to a country where the ideal size for a woman is a zero….Side note: I will NEVER be a zero….Anyway…This is how our conversation went with my bestie Jen Me: Yeah, my butt […]

Snow Day!!!!

So I got up this morning not even bothering to look outside….hopped in the shower and got ready to go to work…well I checked my phone and I had a message from a supervisor at work. Weird. WAIT! Please do not tell me…Please PLEASE dont tell me…I GOT UP FOR NOTHING?!?!?Well yup…I had a message […]

The Child in Me

Ok, so this is a CONFESSION…. I picked up some of those Gerber Yogurt Melts and those Gerber puffs for a friend’s kid…well as always I went a little overboard with buying them and I ended up buying about 5 packets/canisters. Well I gave my friends kid the banana ¬†one when we were hanging out […]

HEY MA

So, I was at the public library this past Wednesday with a client when we were wrapping up visit and this guy comes up to me as I get up and the following conversation happens: *Me getting up* Guy: You must be Hawaiian cuz you look all EXXXoootic *waves his hand in front of me […]