Essay

Me: I have to write an essay Hubsters: You have to write to your essayy? Me: huh? I said I have to write an essay Husbters: to your essay back home? Me:*FINALLY CLICKS* wow…. Hubsters: *continues with his shpeal* que tienes? Me :You know que tienes means “What do you have?” Not hello Hubsters:….no…. story […]

Mustache Bash

So I decided to throw a mustache bash for my husbands birthday this past weekend.┬áIt went pretty well if I do say so myself..was I exhausted? HECK YEAH! For those of you who know me, I love to cook! I made pancit, thai peanut sauce noodles, husband wrapped egg rolls the night before and our […]

So…..my eyes are bad….

*Kikko (my dog) making puking noises* (I am a VERY light sleeper) Me: ALI!!! WAKE UP WAKE UP KIKO IS PUKING!!! Ali: *Jumps out of bed* Huh what?! Me: Hold on Kiko! *Talking to Kiko, and grabbing for glasses* Ali: *turns on light after walking out to grab a roll of paper towels* Me: Where […]

Dreaming of WHO?!?!?

So, I for the past week I have been dreaming about men I have previously dated….oh first before everyone goes ooooo its DATING NOT synonymous for SEX….its weird how culture now a days seem to think dating means sex….where are your values ladies and gents to go thinking that? *Ahem…I digress* Anyway, yes, I have […]

Now I Know WHY!

I now know why women are constantly nagging their husbands….ITS BECAUSE THEY DONT LISTEN. i SWEAR its like taking care of a child sometimes….for example: Me: ALLIIIIII!!!!! Hubsters: Yeah babe? Me: WHAT THE HECK?!???! Hubsters: WHAT?!! *runs to closet to see whats wrong* Me: *staring down at the floor* ITS LESS THAN THREE INCHES AWAY […]