So, looks like I will be the sole person in this marriage to do EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE…..its not enough that I have work seven days a week…but on top of that things in the house, grocery shopping, cleaning, cooking, providing sex and God knows what else…because it just doesnt seem to CLICK in my […]
Me: I have to write an essay Hubsters: You have to write to your essayy? Me: huh? I said I have to write an essay Husbters: to your essay back home? Me:*FINALLY CLICKS* wow…. Hubsters: *continues with his shpeal* que tienes? Me :You know que tienes means “What do you have?” Not hello Hubsters:….no…. story […]
I think its important in a marriage to laugh. Thankfully, my husband is a goof. He has faces or things that he does that make me laugh…for instance, when I get mad at him or frustrated he has this laugh and look he normally does with it as if to say “YOU MARRIED ME!!!” his […]
So I decided to throw a mustache bash for my husbands birthday this past weekend. It went pretty well if I do say so myself..was I exhausted? HECK YEAH! For those of you who know me, I love to cook! I made pancit, thai peanut sauce noodles, husband wrapped egg rolls the night before and our […]
*Kikko (my dog) making puking noises* (I am a VERY light sleeper) Me: ALI!!! WAKE UP WAKE UP KIKO IS PUKING!!! Ali: *Jumps out of bed* Huh what?! Me: Hold on Kiko! *Talking to Kiko, and grabbing for glasses* Ali: *turns on light after walking out to grab a roll of paper towels* Me: Where […]
So, I for the past week I have been dreaming about men I have previously dated….oh first before everyone goes ooooo its DATING NOT synonymous for SEX….its weird how culture now a days seem to think dating means sex….where are your values ladies and gents to go thinking that? *Ahem…I digress* Anyway, yes, I have […]
I now know why women are constantly nagging their husbands….ITS BECAUSE THEY DONT LISTEN. i SWEAR its like taking care of a child sometimes….for example: Me: ALLIIIIII!!!!! Hubsters: Yeah babe? Me: WHAT THE HECK?!???! Hubsters: WHAT?!! *runs to closet to see whats wrong* Me: *staring down at the floor* ITS LESS THAN THREE INCHES AWAY […]
*Walks up the stairs to apartment* *Key in door, tried to open it only to find it locked by that stupid slide chain lock* Me : AAAALLLIIII!!!!!!!! Ali: Sorry honey, I’ll get it Me: What the heck?! You know I am coming home and you still put that damn thing on?! WHY? Ali: I don’t […]
Ali: Hooonnneeeyyy did we get a cat? Me: Not that I know of why? Ali: Because there is a giant hairball in your toilet…. *childish laughter and runs away* I took the hair out from our drain and dumped it in the toilet….
Ali: Did you get the game I bought you on Steam? Me: Yup just got it Ali: Did you read the message that came with it? Me: Message? No, what did it say? Ali: To set my laptop free
The Happy Life of an Air Force Wife 